Andie Main is a stand up comedian now back in her hometown of Portland OR, after living in Denver and New York City. She has two albums available, produced by the darlings at Blonde Medicine Records; Magpie and Rocky Mountain Bi.

She has opened for some of the best comics ever like Kyle Kinane, Dave Hill, Natasha Leggero, Moshe Kasher, Russell Peters, and Janeane Garafalo. She’s also performed in many esteemed festivals across the country like the High Plains Comedy Fest, Bumbershoot, Sketchfest and Red Clay Comedy Festival. 

While we’re bragging over here we might as well mention that her social media recently went viral and one video in particular about yelling at the ocean reached a million views across her platforms. And she just got home after an ambitious 3000 mile roadtrip around the west coast performing her solo-show Cocaine Yogi. It was artistically rewarding and financially draining.

When she’s not on stage, she can be found hiking around the woods with her dog Sadie, hosting a bingo game, or going on terrible first dates which she ruthlessly mines for material.

Here’s a link to her new podcast Let’s Go Feral! A podcast made by a weirdo, who likes talking about weird stuff with other weirdos

Here’s a link to her Patreon, where you can buy some of her silly art and maybe get yourself a custom design or spell!

and right below are some links to buying merch without dealing with the emotional labor of a subscription mode.

Email me andiemain@gmail.com if something has gone terribly wrong

Well Played, The World Sticker Well Played, The World Sticker
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Well Played, The World Sticker
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This skull really gets it. Place this sticker on any surface that can handle some self aware morbidity

Big Ol Trucks Who Ride My Ass Are Actually Gay As Hell Big Ol Trucks Who Ride My Ass Are Actually Gay As Hell
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This is an AI-Free hand-drawn bumpersticker, which has (in my personal experience) decreased tailgating by 70%.